Let There Be Strikes!
This was stolen from Mike Goodspeed. It's rather brilliant, I think.
(13:21:20) Karen: BASEBALL!! (13:21:20) Mike : Sorry, I ran out for a bit! (13:21:26) Karen: I LOVE BASEBALL (13:21:35) Karen: BASEBALL DAY! (13:21:37) Karen: WOO! (17:58:55) Mike: and the lord said (17:58:55) Karen : you’ve got to be kidding me… (17:58:59) Mike: let there be baseball (17:59:03) Mike: and the people were happy (17:59:05) Mike: and he said (17:59:27) Mike: I bring you bishops and popes, but i’m really a fan of the cardinals (17:59:39) Mike: and the seats were lined with red (18:02:13) Mike: and he gave us his son to redeem ourselves and to sacrifice himself for our sins (18:02:36) Mike: and his cousin Albert, for whom shall be a god among men (18:02:45) Mike: and the people thanked him (18:03:22) Mike: and the lord said (18:04:11) Mike: blessed are thee that honor thy name or possibly can pitch to the outside corner (18:07:16) Mike: and he said “Though you may walk through the valley of shadows, or to first base, you shall always do so with Ecksteinian speed.” (18:07:18) Mike: in his name (18:07:19) Mike: Amen
Amen.