Random Weird Quotes From a Friend
I have a good friend that makes me laugh a lot. When we talk via IM, I have to look back and re-read some of the things that are said because she cracks me up. Some seem completely random and others make some sense in the context. Either way, they always brighten up my day.
GIANT PANCAKE COVERING THE SCHOOL
In talking about World of Warcraft: i think when i hit 69... i'm going to stay there forever. until 69 stops being funny to me
potstickers suck my ass and not in a good way
Me: so i told her not to madonna on me (pretend to be british when you're not) Me: that shall be the new catch phrase Friend: shall Friend!: you british geek Me: shall isn't british Friend: shall is pompous Me: but i had someone just tell me something was brilliant Friend: tisn't it? Me: no, tisn't Friend: jolly good Me: pip pip, cheerio Friend: bloody hell Me: wanker Friend: bollocks! Me: wicked googly
i just uttered the phrase "put that superman belt in your bookbag"
Friend: i don't mean this in a sexual way Friend: but Friend: i'm not wearing any underwear Friend: rofl
BENIHANA is my jesus
you ever cough so hard that you're afraid you'll wet yourself?